Oregon Invasion Part 1 : Shanghai !

We begin this tale with the BFF, A arriving in town! A glorious day! At the airport, we cried, we laughed, we cried some more. Then we all but ran to the metro because I had to make it back across town to teach one final lesson for the day. Upon arrival at my office, it took no time for A to pass out at my desk. After work, I woke A up with the promise of authentic Chinese food. So, we went to Dongbei, the local favorite for the inhabitants of Apartment 12H. With more than full stomachs and a bill of like... 8USD, we headed home, crawled in bed and caught up with each other's lives as we drank tea and slowly succumbed to sleep.

We spent the first couple days doing some minimal touring while Alex recovered from Jet Lag and I worked. We made a quick trip to "Notting Hill" for a tasty brunch and Chai Tea Lattes. On my day off, we went to Qibao and explored the little market and temple there. I let A "drive" since I had been there a couple of times. So I followed her around, took pictures, soaked up the moment, and maybe pointed out the occasional sight if I thought she might miss something.

That evening we headed to YuYuan Garden and Market to check out these "Lanterns" everyone was talking about. And there were lanterns... and then some! The whole place was lit up like the fourth of July! And Monkeys (as it is now the year of the Monkey) were EVERYWHERE! As well as other images of the zodiac, and famous Chinese historical and fabled characters.

We strolled the bedazzled market streets, shopped a bit, and enjoyed some tánghúlu (糖葫芦 alternatively named bingtanghulu or literally, "rock sugar bottle gourd" is found all over China. It’s hawthorn, strawberries, kiwi, mandarin oranges, or whatever other fruit on a stick and covered in a hardened candy glaze. Basically your daily vitamin C intake, and diabetes all on one to-go stick of deliciousness.) According to my local coworkers the main way to celebrate the New Year is to eat. A lot. It was difficult... but we did our best to culturally integrate and adapt to this demanding festive custom.

With it being the Year of the Monkey, the Monkey King or Sun WuKong was EVERYWHERE. He and his monkey posse made up the central bit of decor at Yu Garden. He is the central character of Journey To The West (Xi You Ji), and a bit of an anti-hero from what I can tell. He runs about causing chaos and delighting in shananigans wherever he goes. If you're curious, the antannae on his head originate from Chinese Opera to emphasize the movements of powerful male characters, making them more dynamic. Cool, right? Well, needless to say everyone was wearing them all throughout the New Year celebrations and while they are a great indication as to the location of short people in mass crowds, they are also a massive threat to your optical health and well-being. Proceed with caution.
 The following day we went on the hunt... for Wal-mart. I know, I know... but there are just some things that you struggle to find in other stores, and when you lack basic language skills, sometimes you just want to save yourself the headache (and the kuai) and cave into your worst fears....the Wal. As terrifying as it was... it was really exciting to be able to buy normal, everyday things... all in one place!!! Thankfully, getting there is not convenient, nor did it give me quite the same euphoric feeling of Target, so I probably won't go back on a regular basis...

Our next stop was Jade Buddha Temple. We enjoyed some music provided by the temple monks, and walked the quiet grounds before heading upstairs to see the Jade Buddha. We're not really allowed to take pictures, so I jacked this off a google image search... classy, I know. The statue is 100% jade, the room smells wonderfully of incense, it's peaceful, and it's kept at a cozy temperature. Really, it just makes you want to curl up and take a nap... which probably explains why I love it so much. Around the entire ceiling are miniature Buddhas and intricately carved and painted tiles with symbolic images and Chinese characters. In front of Buddha is a large, beautiful table arranged with flowers, relics, and the days offerings of fruits, oils, etc...

"Welcome to the real world.
It sucks. You're gonna love it."

Following this trek we proceeded to the Friends Cafe for a pick-me-up and short rest on the couch before heading back out into the world. We couldn't stay for long, as they were closing early for a private party which turned out to be a surprise wedding proposal. Once we learned that we were more than happy to leave before we had planned. So, in the name of love, we departed as we allowed ourselves to briefly lament our own lack of a marriageable life-partner.

The next day, I returned to work while A was off to explore the Shanghai Museum and other places around downtown. After sending her a text and not getting a reply for many hours, I assumed her dead and went on with my life. Haha. Just joshin'. She was fine, just caught up in her activities.







The following Sunday morning, my friends from University M & K arrived for a few days from Beijing! We four Oregonians met up for brunch at La Creperie and had some REALLY good savory crepes, and sweet crepes, and cider, and coffee, and... oh man. Worth every fen (the Chinese dime... worth .02 cents in USD).







Following a couple of hours of chatting and catching up with each other, they decided Qibao sounded interesting. So for the second time in a week, that's where I found myself. This time it was all decked out for the holiday, which was quite fun to see.

The temple was closed for the holiday, but we took advantage of the beautiful day for some photo opps.

The four of us, being our crazy selves.

M & K, being adorable.

A showing off that stellar smile.

After Qibao, we headed to the Bund to capture the skyline in the daytime. We would return later to check out the nighttime view. Until then...

What we look like when we
don't have coffee.

We found a Costa Coffee (essentially, the British Starbucks) for some caffeine, snacks, and a romping round of Cards Against Humanity! (I'm sorry Mom, that this is how you learned about your Child's dark, horrible, politically incorrect sense of humour...) How bad does this crowd get? Let's just say... it's probably a good thing we were the only proficient English speakers in the place...

Sorry, not sorry.

 After we exhausted the deck of cards, we went topside again (we'll say the coffee shop, for all intents and purposes, was underground...) to soak in that gorgeous city skyline. To blow your mind, the Pearl tower is not the tallest building in this picture. Shanghai Tower (the tall one on the right) is.

 Afterwards, we went on the hunt for real food and made our way to YongkangLu also known as the Expat Bar Street. But not before A went on a frolic through Dr. Seuss' truffala trees outside of a mall...

We finally made it to YongKangLu and enjoyed food and drinks from one of my favorite haunts: La Cafe des Stagiaires (The Cafe of Interns). Good food, good drinks, good friends. Can't ask for more than that!

The next day  My new roommate from Texas joined us on this excursion and we frolicked about with all of our American colloquialisms and language nuances running rampant. It was great.

And so in the Great American tradition we set out to conqu-- I mean, discover new territory for all of us: Longhua Temple.

Built during the Song Dynasty it is the oldest, largest and most complete Buddhist temple in Shanghai. It was also packing some serious tourist crowd on this particular day. Really should have seen that coming... after mistakenly buying year-long passes to the temple, we enter and follow the crowd through each courtyard and hall. The grounds feature a Bell Tower which is home to a little copper bell from 1382. It's 2 meters tall, with a diameter of 1.3 meters, and weighs about five tons. They will even let you strike the bell... for 200 kuai a go. Foregoing that opportunity, weeach attempt to throw a coin into one of the many urn-like things that commonly decorate the courtyards. Successfully throwing a coin in grants you good luck for the coming year. Or pays for the temples electric bill... whichever.

For you film buffs out there, you can catch a glimpse of Longhua Pagoda in Steven Spielberg's film, Empire of the Sun. 

Some old Chinese textbooks for
purchase in the gift shop.

After thoroughly exhausting ourselves with the crowds, we ducked out of there and headed for the Shanghai Propaganda Museum. Finding it literally in the basement of an apartment building (that's China for ya), it turned out to be a very eye-opening experience. To see how the views of this culture were controlled, manipulated, what their views were (or what the government wanted them to be) was amazing. When and who did they support, and why? Seeing posters that celebrated the Civil Rights Movement in America with slogans that spoke of support was really quite cool, and a definite head-cannon. You can check out most of their collection online here.

We strolled the streets in search of food, a task made a bit more trying due to most places being closed for the holiday. We eventually found a place, guzzled down some good ol' chinese delicacies and headed (again) to YuYuan Garden.

This time, at Yu Garden was a little different. Mainly because IT WAS PACKED! We were shuffling along with the crowd, literally. With how close I was to some strangers... they really ought to buy me dinner. Holding on to each other in an attempt not to lose the shorter parts of our herd in the crowd, we moved along. This is where your skills as a Expat in China are tested. Can you maneuver through a crowd? You bet your sweet ass! Now, outta the way short-stuff! Thank god M is tall too, we were like lighthouse beacons in the night, and due to that... we never lost a man. 

The most iconic spot in YuGarden is the Jiuqu Qiao (九曲桥) bridge. Crossing the bridge is apparently an old Shanghainese tradition, so naturally, we shuffled across with the crowd. Around the bridge are light-up displays of Chinese history both fact and fabled. While traversing the bridge some people tossed coins into the water for good luck, and with how many phones were extended over the water in the endless pursuit of the perfect selfie... I imagine a few phones were tossed in for offering as well...

After crossing the bridge we finished up some shopping, and watched K work her costumer/seamstress knowledge and haggling skills on a shopkeeper, and got some ice cream before piling in taxis and heading home. We finished the evening with a game of Mao (a game where the rules change and multiply, but you aren't told the rules, so you have to figure them out... kind of like a certain someones ruling over a certain country....) To make it even better we played with souvenir Mao cards. We are the worst.

The next morning M & K returned to Beijing and A and I prepared for our flight up that evening.

Stay tuned for the next episode in the Oregon Invasion: Beijing !